Berman: ESPN Would Be Doing Public A Disservice By Asking Him To Shelve "Ground Control To David Toms" And Other Not-Funny Knicknames

Jay Posner bravely talks to Chris Berman about the ESPN legend's uncanny ability to make 6 hours of U.S. Open telecast seems like 60 hours in a Guantanamo detention cell.

We talked about his passion for the Open – which he has been covering since 1986, including the last five years as the play-by-play voice on Thursday and Friday – but also the criticism and why he believes it's unjust.

“First of all,” he said, “it's unfair because if you're on the air for six hours and heaven forbid I say, 'Ground control to David Toms,' you're writing it like I said it 500 times. Not the case.”

One Ground control to David Toms was one time too many.

Perhaps the biggest criticism I hear about Berman is that he puts himself above the event he's broadcasting. When Maxim recently named him No. 1 on its list of the 10 worst broadcasters in sports, author Will Leitch – who founded Deadspin.com – wrote that Berman “never fails to shoehorn his trademark nonsense into a game.”

Said Berman: “It's unfair if people say I'm trying to make it my show. Then you haven't paid attention. Then you haven't done me fair. 'Cause I'm not. But I'm trying to be me and have a good time with it as someone who's an avid follower of the game; someone who's like most of the audience who are watching, a 16-handicap give or take, not a 3 (handicap) or a scratch.

“I would think that's someone loaded for bear before I even come out of the woods, and I can't help that.

Loaded with dread was more how I think of it.

“It's the only way I know how to do it. There's a lot of ways to announce it; I'm just being me. I'm not trying to overdo it at all. If anyone thinks I come in to overdo it, you're not being fair and you're not listening.”

No, I believe you. Just wish we would get more stuff like this.

John Skipper, ESPN executive VP of content and a supporter of Berman's, said Berman “is aware of a balance about being himself and the event. But part of what you want on the event is Chris Berman.”

Because it's just the little old U.S. Open, it needs that extra push!

“The U.S. Open guys love him on it,” Skipper said (a USGA spokesman confirmed that). “They position themselves as the people's golf tournament and Chris is the personification of that. . . . He's knowledgeable and passionate. For us it's a no-brainer (to use him).”

Really, there's nothing I can add to those sentences.

Monty: Will You Still Rank Me When I'm 52?

Lewine Mair talks to the great Scot on the U.S. Open eve and he offers an unprecedented admission. Sort of. First...

"I feel as if I'm still a top-25 player," protested this competitive soul. "The only thing is that the rankings don't lie."

Here's the kinda mea culpa. Here's the background from Alistair Tait if you don't recall his brilliant decision to fire his caddy and go with a local last year.

Ideally, Montgomerie wants to get cracking now. Only two years ago he came within a whisker of winning the US Open. Last year, on the other hand, was a write-off, not least because of relations between him and his local caddie, 'Oakmont Bill'.

The two all but came to blows at the long fourth on their second and last day. Bill asked the Scot if he planned to go for the green or if he was going to lay up. "I'm going to go for it," Montgomerie said. He tried and failed - and then he rounded on the caddie for putting negative ideas in his head.

Montgomerie was also at odds with his putter, with as many as nine stone-cold implements tumbling from his locker when he was leaving for home.

"The local caddie was a bad idea and changing putters was a worse one," he admits. "In the case of the putter, I'm afraid nothing was more applicable than that old saying about the bad workman - it wasn't the putter, it was the puttee. I've still got to force myself to follow through, to accelerate more through the ball."

Montgomerie is always looking for positives and a couple have just landed in his lap. Miguel Angel Jimenez, who won at Wentworth, is the same age as he is, while American Kenny Perry, who won the Memorial Tournament last week, is older.

He will be 45 this month but, as he points out, he is exempt on the European Tour for the next seven years.

"And do you know what?" he volunteers. "I'll still be telling you than that I should be in the world's top 25 when I'm 52."

Never shy in the self-important department!

Greetings From San Diego: The Day We've All Been Waiting For Has Arrived Edition

You've been marking the days off your calendars, you've set your ical alarms for June 6th and in general, you're tracking the wires for word on whether Justin, Tony, Matt or John break 100.

Yes, Friday is the day they tackle Torrey Pines and it absolutely pains me to admit that this one-off USGA pandering to celebrity-it's-all-about-me-culture will...ugh...God this hurts...be a huge hit. 

San Diego (well, south of Leisure World) is abuzz over Justin Timberlake's whereabouts. I hate to break the news to the radio station trying to figure where he's been: it's not that sexy unless you really like golf.
Ogilvy chats with Harmon and Timberlake on No. 3 tee (click to enlarge)

"JT" has been slapping it around Torrey talking to Butch Harmon about his swing plane and being a nice guy to anyone he comes in contact with. (Yep, you wanted him to be an arrogant snot, but he seems like a genuinely great guy infatuated with golf. He even watches it on TV...now that's devotion). 

Even more astonishing thing about this Golf Digest-NBC run event would be the names expected to attend the made-for-TV event (airing before the final round at Torrey): Greg Norman as Lauer's looper, Butch Harmon as Justin's pro jock and Adam Scott as a friend lending moral support.

The Trophy Wives Club Is Ready To Go (click to enlarge)Here's why I think it'll be a hit: someone is going to break 100 and it'll make for great TV (especially since they'll edit the 6 hour debacle into a one-hour package). Now, Geoff Ogilvy contends a sub-100 score might happen because Rees Jones's computer-generated green complexes will not exact as huge a toll as say, Oakmont's might have.

I like that theory, plus I'm going with a visceral thing that these guys are pretty good golfers. Sure, Justin could vomit all over himself with the cameras rolling, but whenever I saw him playing his game looked very solid. John Atkinson, the contest winner, looked good though a bit overburdened with everyone offering swing thoughts. That's why he's got Bob Rotella on the bag. And Romo is just a good stick.
T-shirts were the highlight of the merchandise tent (click to enlarge)

The fountain is off, Torrey's transformation into a U.S. Open venue is complete (click to enlarge)As for my day walking with Ogilvy and his pals Steve and Greg, or Geoff's chat with Mike Davis and Jim Hyler about the course setup, or the USGA's quick reaction to an emerging course setup hot spot, or all of the other fun stuff I saw, you'll have to check in to GolfDigest.com Monday morning. Don't worry, you have the Stanford St. Jude Championship to help bide the time.

World Ranking Pairing Reaction

I was at Torrey Pines all day and so it was fun to read your reactions to the Tiger-Phil pairing news and that now-so-obvious &%$#@ pairing.

On site, volunteers were allowed to tackle the Merchandise Pavilion, so while I was also making my contribution for the good of the game ($250 thank you), I quizzed some of the shoppers who offered a mix of opinions similar to the variety displayed by some of the writers.

Personally, I'm torn between loving the excitement it adds while cringing at the logistical nightmare that will unfold on a course where nearly half the holes do not allow for fans to line both fairway sides (3, 4, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 17 for those counting at home) .

But enough about me, here's a sampling of early media reaction:

Cameron Morfit loved the USGA's decision to pair Tiger and Phil while wondering why the world ranking pairing system isn't used all of the time.

His golf.com colleague Farrell Evans thinks it's a bad idea because it re-enforces "the idea that they are the only two truly marketable players in the game. Let them earn the right to play together in the final round on Sunday. Let them scuffle and hack their way through the deep rough to play together."

Steve Elling wishes fans attending the Open good luck if they were actually hoping to see Tiger and Phil hitting shots.

Thomas Bonk raises a point that Geoff Ogilvy made today, and Geoff should know since he was played with Tiger and Phil at Medinah: "chances are that Lee Janzen, Steve Flesch and Rich Beem aren't going to be quite so jolly. They're the group behind Woods, virtually guaranteeing them less than a serene day at the golf course."

Bonk also gets NBC's reaction:

"It's great for TV and for the viewers," NBC spokesman Brian Walker said. "We'd be showing as much of their round as possible, so in some ways, it makes it easier to cover."

Ed Sherman gives it a big thumb's up but wonders how it will affect Lefty.

And Doug Ferguson, who broke the story and sounded skeptical in his initial reporting, still sounds a bit conflicted:

Applaud the USGA for trying what no one else — the PGA Tour, especially — has dared, even if there might be so many spectators that half of them won't be able to see anything at all.

And the USGA decided to go along with a gimmick that takes place Friday at Torrey Pines, when three celebrities and one lucky (or unlucky) amateur will play the course in U.S. Open conditions to see if they can break 100.

The last thing it needs is more accusations of trying to become more than it was meant to be — a circus, not a championship.

Even so, it's worth a shot.

Update on 2008-06-06 17:03 by Geoff

Tod Leonard has local reaction. It's also mixed.

"What's wrong with putting 1 and 2 together, given their background at Torrey Pines?"

Doug Ferguson fleshes out his exclusive on the unique pairings structure for this year's U.S. Open.

Mike Davis, the senior director of rules and competition for the USGA, said the top 12 players will be grouped together and spread over the four various time slots — starting on the first tee or 10th tee in the morning, and first tee or 10th tee in the afternoon.

The biggest stars usually are dispersed among the morning and afternoon times, largely at the behest of television. Davis said the USGA has been thinking about a major change over the past few months and decided to give it a try.

"Why not put them in the same wave?" Davis said in a telephone interview from San Diego. "The heck with what TV wants. Let's do what we want for the championship."

You can do these things when they are signed through 2014 or whatever it is.

The original thought was to keep Woods and Mickelson near the same time, but as Davis spoke to USGA executive director David Fay and other executives, they decided to go a step further.

"What's wrong with putting 1 and 2 together, given their background at Torrey Pines?" Davis said.

From there, they decided to involve the top 12. That means Ernie Els, Ogilvy and Justin Rose would be in the same group, while Steve Stricker, Jim Furyk and K.J. Choi would comprise another, and Vijay Singh, Sergio Garcia and Stewart Cink would be the other.

The U.S. Open traditionally groups the defending champion, the British Open champion and the U.S. Amateur champion. That would not be affected with Angel Cabrera at No. 22 in the ranking, Padraig Harrington at No. 14 and U.S. Amateur champion Colt Knost not in the field because he turned pro.

"If there was a right year to do it, this was it," Davis said, alluding to Woods' and Mickelson's history at Torrey Pines.

Update on 2008-06-05 15:10 by Geoff

And here are the pairings, courtesy of USOpen.com.

Tiger-Phil-Adam Pairing To Kick Off Open

A wire service story (Doug Ferguson I presume) is up on the 2008 U.S. Open pairings, which Mike Davis was working on today here at Torrey. He said he thought he had some nice groups lined up. Seems he was being his typical modest self!

The story does not have the full pairings, but instead just mentions some of the glamour groups.

Greetings From San Diego, The Week Before The Open Edition

June gloom? Try June gusher.

Who said a U.S. Open in southern California meant no rain?  Here's the best part. As soon as I left Torrey Pines and drove down Highway 1 after strolling around in the wet stuff for three hours, the drizzle stopped. And driving back from a dinner downtown, where was the only place it was coming down as I drove back up the 5? Yep, La Jolla. Giving credence to that Torrey Pines "micro-climate" nonsense Strege has been talking about. I hate it when he's right.

All bitching aside, it was worth it to tour Torrey and see the incredible course conditioning progress that's been made since last month. Huge kudos to director of maintenance and soon-to-be-GCSAA head man Mark Woodward, USGA agonomist Pat Gross, Torrey super Candace Combs and the hard-working crews here. (Special thanks to Patrick, who, seeing me without raingear drenched as the hardest wave of "drizzle" came down, noted that "he didn't think the heavy stuff would come down for a while." Thanks for the chuckle.)

Not only is the South Course immaculate, it's much, much more firm than last month when it was pretty swampy, particularly on the bermuda approaches and greens. (I hear credit in part goes to SpotWater Management's Andy Slack, who was hired to help the team out with the tricky irrigation system.)
Yes, rain made that cart path shiny. (Click to enlarge)

I'd get into the particulars of the setup, but I'll save those for my first post next Monday at GolfDigest.com, where I'll be blogging each day from Torrey Pines on all things golf course related. But boy are there going to be some fun things to talk about.

I overheard a few things about Tiger's round earlier in the day where he carted it around the South. (Tod Leonard has the story here.) All witnesses said there was no hint of a limp and that he was in great spirits, talking up the USGA's Mike Davis and super Combs among others.

He apparently raved about the speed of the greens, and that's saying something since he's a tough critic of poa putting surfaces. And he should rave. They are firm and shockingly fast, so much so that a serious hot spot has emerged (again, more on that Monday).
The epic setting at 18. No, they haven't shut the fountain off yet. Everything else looks superb. (Click to enlarge)

There were also a few other people playing the course, but I was told I'd be killed if I wrote about it so I'll just cut this off in the interest of actually seeing who wins the 2008 U.S. Open.

I can't wait.

"It's almost beyond belief"

Thomas Bonk talks to Mike Davis about the weird development of the Torrey Pines rough, which has more kikuyu thanks to our warm, sunny spring.

The problem is with the 15-foot width of primary rough, which is troublesome even though it has been cut to only 2 1/4 inches. The rough is a combination of Kikuyu, over-seeded rye and poa annua, and that's what is concerning the USGA right now.

"It's almost beyond belief," said Mike Davis, senior director of rules and competitions who is in charge of setting up the course.

Davis walked the course late Monday afternoon and said he dropped about 250 balls in the rough to check the conditions.

Some of the balls sank deep in the grass, some went halfway and some sat right on top of the grass like they were placed on a tee.

"We've never had rough this short, but we've never had Kikuyu in the mix," Davis said today. "My gosh, you could drop two balls only three inches from each other, and one disappears and the other stays right up on top. It's hard to believe. Is this the U.S. Open or the World Junior Championship?"

I'm going to see it firsthand the next two days and will post some thoughts. But those balls sitting way up in kikuyu can be deceptively difficult.  I know from hitting countless sky balls and assorted other whiff-like shots from what looked so simple!

"If Woods isn't quite the same at Torrey Pines, it will show."

Jaime Diaz chimes in on Tiger's knee situation with some interesting thoughts.

There's no indication Woods' injury is in the same gift-robbing category of knee victims such as Mickey Mantle, Bobby Orr, Gale Sayers or Elgin Baylor. Still, it could alter his ability to play in a dominating style. For all his mental abilities, it was Woods' clear physical superiority that stood out when he won the 1997 Masters. And while it has been presumed that a decade later that gap had been narrowed as players such as Bubba Watson and J.B. Holmes drive it past him, it turns out Woods still plays with the highest clubhead speed -- 124 miles per hour -- of any player on the PGA Tour. If he didn't choose to play a high-spinning ball and launch his drives on a relatively low trajectory, he would probably still be the game's longest hitter.

But if the after effects of his repaired knee were to cause Woods to lose, say, five mph in clubhead speed, it would blunt some of his edge. It would be subtle, but perhaps he would no longer be able call up enough power to reach the longest par 5, or muscle up from the rough, or hit a sky-high long iron to a pin that no one else can get near, or drive a par 4. Power -- correctly applied -- is a major "separator" when the challenge is extreme length, extreme rough and extreme firmness, as it will be at next week's U.S. Open. If Woods isn't quite the same at Torrey Pines, it will show.

The supreme champions, however, tend to rise to physical challenges. Vardon won two British Opens after a long bout with tuberculosis. Hogan lost much of his amazing athleticism after his car accident but found a way to win six majors in the three years after his return. Even Jack Nicklaus, the most untouched by fate among the greats prior to Woods, had a troublesome hip problem as early as 1963 and sacrificed some of his power after losing weight in 1970. The best years of his career were the succeeding five.

"Whatever I lost, I made accommodations for," Nicklaus said at the Memorial. "If Tiger has to, I'm sure he will make accommodations. My guess is he won't have to."

Sectional Qualifying Mop-Up

Alex Miceli offers a nice summary of notables who made it while Greg Hardwig details the nine(!) hole playoff that was played this morning between Joey Lamielle and Julian Surl at Tequesta. And the USGA now has all scores posted on the official U.S. Open website.

Dan O'Neill uses the 17-player qualifier at Boone Valley to wonder if some consolidation is in order as players find little benefit in playing where so few others are showing up.

Sectional Scores Trickling In Slightly Faster Than Indiana Primary Results

I threw in the towel on USOpen.com's results page at 10:30 EST and will rely on Golfweek, which has results that the USGA's official site does not have. Must be IBM's fault.

Meanwhile AP's Rusty Miler, sums up the early results and including this note about the European qualifier.

In England, Robert Dinwiddie birdied six of his last eight holes, including an 8-footer on the 18th at Walton Heath, to earn one of seven spots. The medalists were Alastair Forsyth and Ross Fisher.

Nearly 20 players withdrew, so the USGA awarded seven spots to European Tour players instead of 10.

After the Miller story, Golfweek has posted links for each qualifier's results.

Tiger: I'm Gimpy And I Know I Can Still Beat These Lugs

Okay, he didn't say that but as Steve Elling reports, he reveals he's yet to play 18 holes since knee surgery. And doesn't sound too worried about it.

"Hopefully, I'll be close to 100 percent," he said. "If not, no big deal. I've won tournaments like that before."

"When you take extraordinary steps to go outside your boundaries and graciously extend an opportunity for success, it would be nice if more than a dozen folks were involved."

As the U.S. Open Sectional's are played this week (you can get results here), Jim McCabe considers the relevance of international qualifiers and in particular the recently contested 12-spotter in Japan where Craig Parry was one of this year's qualifiers. (Note: McCabe filed this piece before it became known that the European Tour entrants were dropping like flies.)

All in all, more than 800 titanium-toting chaps will be spread across 14 sectional qualifying sites in hopes of securing precious few berths in the upcoming US Open. For most of them, the odds will be long and the patience short, but if they ever ponder the difficulty of their task, let us remind them that there was always the option of Osaka, Japan.

That's right, Osaka. A pricey trip, yes, but the weather's not bad this time of year and the competition wasn't going to be overwhelming. In fact, a mere 12 golfers teed it up and things grew thinner when one of them, Prayad Marksaeng, quit after the morning 18. That left 11 competitors vying for two spots into the US Open. Not bad odds, of course, but the question has to be asked: What kind of tournament has just 11 golfers signing scorecards?

It's the fourth year the US Golf Association has held sectional qualifiers in international ports to make the US Open more accessible to golfers in other lands. But whereas the site in England routinely attracts dozens of established professionals, the tournament in Asia has been thin. Only 17 teed it up in 2005 and similar numbers arrived the next two years (19 and 18). Each of those three years, the USGA generously awarded three spots. This year, when only a dozen golfers showed up, just two spots were granted, but Mike Davis, the USGA's senior director of rules and competition, said it would be wrong to criticize that situation.

In fact, through a USGA spokesman, Davis offered the opinion that the Osaka field was the strongest of the 14 sectional sites, with seven of the 11 finishers ranked within the top 250, and it's a legitimate point. There's also the fact that world golf leaders are committed to "growing the game," and extending opportunities to golf professionals in far reaches of the globe, men such as Artemio Murakami of the Philippines. In Osaka, Murakami, ranked No. 363d in the world, shot 69-69 -138 and tied former PGA Tour winner Craig Parry for medalist honors, and both players have their tickets punched to Torrey Pines in La Jolla, Calif.

The question isn't whether Murakami belongs in the US Open field. He certainly does. No, the problem is perception. When you take extraordinary steps to go outside your boundaries and graciously extend an opportunity for success, it would be nice if more than a dozen folks were involved.

Euros Again Pulling Mass WD Stunt For U.S. Open Qualifier

You have to give them marks for consistency, because for the third year in a row many of Europe's finest entered the U.S. Open qualifying at Walton Heath only to pull up lame (but still not costing the rest spots).

Mark Garrod reports:

More than 20 European Tour players have now pulled out of Monday's 36-hole US Open qualifier at Walton Heath.

It is the route used by New Zealander Michael Campbell when he won his first major title three years ago, but since the introduction of the event that season it has always suffered from a large number of withdrawals.

Among those who have decided to skip the chance to compete in the second major of the year are Darren Clarke, former Open champion Paul Lawrie, recent Irish Open and Spanish Open winners Richard Finch and Peter Lawrie and Northern Ireland's Graeme McDowell, currently 10th in the Ryder Cup race.

Clarke made his decision two weeks ago, saying: "My schedule is firmly based around Europe and my goal is to make the Ryder Cup team."

He and others feel that a trip out to California if they made it through the qualifier was not going to benefit them in the coming weeks.

Just over a week ago a total of 76 players were listed for the qualifier, but that is now down to 50 and organisers could well be asking golfers in America who just failed at local qualifying level if they fancy filling the gaps in Surrey.

Four more WD's and they can tie 2006's count. And here was the mild threat issued after last year's antics. You can see it really worked.

Random Mickelson Comments...

A few interesting snippets from Phil Mickelson's pre-Memorial press conference:

Q. What sense did you get about the rough out there? Any different here than in the past years?

PHIL MICKELSON: It's very long and thick. I'm not a big fan of that. I like what we had last week where if you hit it in the rough you have to take some chances. I think the recovery shot's the most exciting shot in golf. And you have a lot of that at Augusta. You have a lot of that here. We had it at Wachovia where they cut the rough down a little bit just off the fairways so you could hit some recovery shots. That's not the case here. It's wedge-out rough. I'm not a big fan of that. But it is what it is.

On Torrey Pines... 

Q. Have you thought or heard about the idea of moving 14 up as a drivable par-4?

PHIL MICKELSON: I've read what you guys have talked about. You actually would know better than I would. They would, nobody would tell me what, hey, hey, come hit up here. That wouldn't happen.

Q. What do you think of that?

PHIL MICKELSON: I looked at it. I think it would be cool. There aren't any fun holes there. They're all just long beasts. And to have a fun hole would be fun. I mean it would be cool. It would mix it up a little bit.

The problem with doing it on 14 is, 13's a reachable par-5, if they play the normal tee and you have two birdie holes back to back. I think in a U.S. Open that's not favored.

And this bodes well for a full playoff run by Phil...

 Q. You mentioned that you were in New jersey yesterday, can you talk about I think you were at Ridgewood. Can you talk about that since it's going to be a TOUR venue?

PHIL MICKELSON: Yeah, I played where we're going to play the Barclays the first FedExCup series events and I think it's a wonderful golf course. It's a Tillinghast design which I'm biased to and it had a lot of same looks a Baltusrol and Winged Foot has and I think the players are going to love it. It's one of the premier courses in the land. It's spectacular.

They held the Ryder Cup there in I think '35 and it's, they have converted a few par-5s, they have integrated from the three nines that they have 18 holes there. They have taken two par-5s, turned them into par-4s, and so the course will play long at 73 plus hundred yards, par 71. It's going to play long and difficult.

Wait, he's sponsored by Barclay's and it's the Barc...ignore me, just typing out loud.