This Week's Sign Of The Golfing Apocalypse, Geoff Edition

The Commissioner hosted a festive Southern Style Pig Roast and in lieu of his presence, will surely get to read some wonderful memos and bullet-point rundowns about the party from his staff. I do, however, wonder if there will be a report on the 17th Hole Challenge competition that saw Lawrence Donegan take the clubhouse lead with a fine 2 foot 1 inch shot, only to talk a little trash that motivated yours truly, after two balls in the water, to consult Bones who recommended I take a little off the Callaway 56 degree. The ball bounced twice, spun back and into Saturday's front hole location for my second career Hole-In-One and a non-amateur status-ruining pair of Bolle sunglasses. But more importantly, the opportunity to see my name in bold Arial type on a ShotLink scoreboard is a career highlight.
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"It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen."

Garry Smits on the couple that decided to park on the 8th green at TPC Sawgrass last night and do Lord knows what. Thankfully, the green sustained no damage. Too bad they don't arm the TPC maintenance staff with tasers too.

According to a report by the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, William John Rinaldi and Brianna Lynn Borelli, who share the same Jacksonville address, were discovered by Vlach and Reich around 9 p.m. Thursday, inside the car, parked on the eighth green, with the motor running.

After Rinaldi refused to turn the motor off and get out of the car at Vlach's request, he called 911. When sheriff's deputies arrived, Rinaldi and Borelli were outside the vehicle. There was no damage to the green and Vlach declined to press charges as long as the two were issued a trespass warning.

"The best thing about it is I don't think there was any intent to tear up the course," said Capt. Dave Messenger of the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office on Friday. "It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen."

Borelli's mother came to take the vehicle off the property.

Friday At The 2010 Players

I don't want to be too hard on PGA Tour players criticizing a course because the greens are too soft, but I'm going to anyway.

Jerry Kelly after his 66 Friday, Sam Weinman reporting:

"There's no excuse for the greens. This is the fourth year," Kelly said, referencing the 2006 redo of the Stadium Course that introduced Bermuda greens. "They're soft. They're spongy. They don't keep them short enough. I'm disappointed in the way this thing is set up."

While acknowledging that the region endured one of its harshest winters in memory, Kelly said he still preferred the old layout that made many of the recovery shots he attempted on Friday an impossibility.

"I know it's a tough winter, but I was hoping they could stress these greens a little more," Kelly said. "It's a shame. I'd rather play on mud and dirt like we used to sometimes rather than play on a first cut. This is slower than the old fringe. I just remember what it was. It was really tough to get at some of these pins."

Kelly, though well intentioned in wanting firmer greens, is way off base.

Tiger was asked about the greens and the use of the SubAir green drying system (the indiscernible portion of the question):

Q. Why is it (Indiscernible)?

TIGER WOODS: Probably don't want to turn the switch on.

Q. If no one turned the switch on then, are you surprised that they didn't?

TIGER WOODS: Very surprised. We're holding 5-irons and shots on 8 with 3-irons are holding. You would think that they'd be a little bit more springy than that.

A couple of things.

First of all, SubAir is a bit misunderstood in its ability to quickly suck moisture out of greens, particularly when the environment above ground is a sauna with humidity in the 70% range.

Furthermore, I have a few sources who say the SubAir is a constant problem here at TPC Sawgrass and has never worked as well as hoped.

And even if the SubAir works beyond their wildest dreams, the most important part of the equation involves the winter of 2009-10. The greens are weaker than normal due to positively awful growing conditions, requiring a great deal of fertilization to get full coverage for this year's Players. That means they also have to be treated a bit more gingerly come tournament time by superintendent Tom Vlach.

Yes, it'd be great to have firmer greens, which I believe will come with Saturday's rolling and drier weather forecast Sunday. But the TPC Sawgrass should also have healthy greens after tournament week (and they are obviously quite good this week based on the scores). But is it really so awful to have great players like Lee Westwood posting low scores on a difficult course? No way.

That said, I spent most of my day writing or on 17, so the images are limited to these click-to-enlarge specials.  And I really wish I had been there for this!


Look who is hanging out behind the green...(small textured ripple in the lake)

Phil on 18 Friday:

Thursday At The 2010 Players

For those of you keeping track at home: no post round autographs for the kids, three F-bombs on 18 tee and one sky ball from Tiger. That said--and eye-rolling is forbidden--Tiger's effort to engage the crowd is having a positive impact on the atmosphere surrounding his group. Hecklers are no where to be found. There feels like plenty of goodwill and forgiveness out there.
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"I think working the ball off the tee is an advantage here. I'm not really sure working the ball into the greens is an advantage."

One of the more bizarre elements of TPC Sawgrass is its ability to produce such a variety of winners. John Strege gets into the specifics of that question and Jim Furyk offered the best insights I've seen yet from a player as to why it's so hard to predict a winner on Pete Dye's 1982 design.
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