"Good grief Sergio. Man up dude."

Mike Freeman is miffed at Sergio's revelation that his slump has been driven by a woman.

A woman? A woman is ruining your golf game?

Other Garcia revelations:

Oprah rocks!
Barry Manilow is my homey.
I own seven cats.
MMA fighters are a bunch of meanies.
Thrice weekly pedicures are the way to go.
Does anyone else find all of this particularly wimpy?