"Now, even when asked reasonably sensible golfing questions, he looks like he has terminal piles."

In the new Golf World "Backspin Issue" (not posted online), the reading is off the charts good with Judy Rankin, Deane Beman, Bill Coore and William Campbell among others sharing their memories instead of the usual story about what they're up to with an accompanying photo revealing how cruel the aging process can be.

And then there's Peter Alliss' take on Tiger Woods.

I've watched Tiger Woods since he was 15 and marvel at what he can do on the golf course. He has been amazing. And there was a time when he smiled and was more gracious. But that has gone. Now, even when asked reasonably sensible golfing questions, he looks like he has terminal piles. He gives nothing back and looks like he hates every minute. He has never learned the art of communication.