Nice R&A Rally Kill Today!

Granted, there are really no rallies any more now that microphones exist and the questioner has their brilliant query ready as the prior person asks, but this wins a lifetime achievement Rally Killer Award because the question is so unbelievably lame. From Wednesday's R&A Press Conference:

Q.  Peter, I think we're all expecting something called Rory‑mania this week.  What kind of message do you think it sends to the girls who will take up golf that this great championship is held at a male‑only club?

PETER DAWSON:  Well, as I said earlier, I think I've said everything I've got to say on this subject.  But in specific answer to that question, I actually don't think it is in any way material to whether girls take up the game or not.  In my experience it's not an issue people talk to me about very much, other than in a gathering like this, if I must be totally honest about it.

Q.  Peter, what on earth is an Android mobile phone app, and have you got one?

PETER DAWSON:  Well, this is one of those occasions where I'm delighted to have our communications manager Malcolm Booth on hand to answer that question.

MALCOLM BOOTH:  Well, I'm sure there are a few people in the room who do know what an Android app is,

Undaunted, the questioner came back for a third go at Dawson on this vital matter!