Finchem: “By every measure...strongest Presidents Cup we've had"

No one can do anything about the Columbus weather (well, not now), but it's still fun in an agonizing kind of way to watch the gone-indoors Closing Funeral, assuming you want 10 minutes of your life to go by the wayside. (And that's without the planned entertainment.)

Robert Lusetich
takes issue with Commissioner Samaranch's post Rainforest Cup assessment that this was the best one yet by "every mea$ure."

Indeed, he sounded like the old Franco blackshirt Juan Antonio Samaranch, the Spanish Don who ran the International Olympic Committee for 21 years and rolled out “the best ever” after each Olympics, even the lamentable Atlanta Games.

“By every measure, this was the strongest Presidents Cup we've had,” Finchem went on.

By any measure, it was the weakest.

If the weather was abysmal throughout, the planning was worse.

When the rain created chaos of the schedule the PGA Tour — stubbornly refusing to move up Friday’s 1:10 p.m. ET starting times — just made it up as they went along.

It was as Junior Varsity as it gets.

Not that the golf was bad, especially from golfers who had to pile into buses at 4.30 in the morning on Saturday and Sunday.

Just like the Atlanta Olympics were saved by Muhammad Ali’s poignant climb, and Michael Johnson’s fast shoes and Amy Van Dyken’s four swimming gold medals, it was the athletes who put the lipstick on this pig.

Lusetich goes on to lament the Cup's future as long as Finchem is in charge.